sparkz0r: shiina ringo (hp : geek)
I think Philip J. Fry said it best: "Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."

Here's the new blurb for the "updated" Sweet Valley High book Power Play:

JESSICA WAKEFIELD IS used to setting off sparks. But when she starts a new, highly selective club—the Sweet Valley High Beautification Committee—she begins a war with her twin sister.

Elizabeth knows that Jessica has more on her mind than simply cleaning up the SVH campus. It’s obvious that the Beauties are out to become the most elite group of girls at school, even if it means walking all over those they deem less worthy. Only one Wakefield can reign supreme. And Liz is determined to show Jessica that the final say on beauty won’t come from a committee vote.

Okay, first we have the Wakefields shrinking down from "perfect size sixes" to size fours, then they get rid of Bruce's Porsche (no more 1BRUCE1? :( ) now they've got the Sweet Valley High Beautification Committee to replace the Pi Beta Alphas? Uh, no. You do not screw around with the PBA.

I bet you no one is going to be wearing a gold lamé pantsuit either. >:[
sparkz0r: shiina ringo (futurama : the hat goes on the head!)
So, has anyone stumbled across Conservapedia yet?

A few links, for your edification:

New Zealand
The Second Estate
Rule of Tyrants Riberius?!
Liberal Check the very last line.
Bill Clinton
sparkz0r: shiina ringo (naruto : better than you)
And I use the following ironically: wtf?!

Oh, New Zealand, I am very disappointed in you. The NZQA = leading the way in the dumbing down of this country. :(:(:(


Sep. 1st, 2006 09:42 am
sparkz0r: shiina ringo (futurama : the hat goes on the head!)
Cam just sent me this link: Suri Cruise's Bronzed Baby Poop.

Um. Ew.



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