Picspam: 'Jesus' scene - The Big Lebowski

[sparkz0r]

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
















Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Comments

[gregorypeck.livejournal.com]

ah, i forgot how funny this movie was. i need to watch it again. great picspam!

[pibby.livejournal.com]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

Awesome picspam :D

[otempora42.livejournal.com]

When I saw the picspammy post come up on my friends list, I actually squealed. :P Love this movie, and I love this scene. One of the funniest scenes ever.

[heathus-saves.livejournal.com]

JESUS

[littlehutt.livejournal.com]

This picspam is made of awesome. This scene is made of awesome. You're made of awesome. But hey, that's just, like, my opinion, man!