if i was eleven i'd be lapping this up
May. 16th, 2008 03:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkz0rSo, after seeing quite a bit of Twilight love/hate (not to mention a fair bit of lovehate) on my flist, I finally succumbed and downloaded a purloined pdf of the first book *cough* found a copy of the first book.
After having read the first two chapters, I have one thing to say to Bella: Get off the fucking cross before I punch you off it.
This is like bad crack. And not even good bad crack. Just bad, bad crack. I'm going to need a little Margaret Mahy to wash this down, I think. Actually, if you're even thinking of reading any of Stephenie Meier's books, might I recommend The Changeover as an alternative. My soul would feel a little less damaged if I knew more pre-teen & teen girls were reading books like this.
However, I think I'll be reading the whole series, if only for the joke potential.
After having read the first two chapters, I have one thing to say to Bella: Get off the fucking cross before I punch you off it.
This is like bad crack. And not even good bad crack. Just bad, bad crack. I'm going to need a little Margaret Mahy to wash this down, I think. Actually, if you're even thinking of reading any of Stephenie Meier's books, might I recommend The Changeover as an alternative. My soul would feel a little less damaged if I knew more pre-teen & teen girls were reading books like this.
However, I think I'll be reading the whole series, if only for the joke potential.
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Date: 2008-05-16 03:39 am (UTC)*headdesk*
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Date: 2008-05-16 03:43 am (UTC)It's weird, I feel so wrong for reading this appalling book, but at least now I'll be in on all the jokes.