do you like ladies, jemaine?

if i was eleven i'd be lapping this up

So, after seeing quite a bit of Twilight love/hate (not to mention a fair bit of lovehate) on my flist, I finally succumbed and downloaded a purloined pdf of the first book *cough* found a copy of the first book.

( After having read the first two chapters, I have one thing to say to Bella: )