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George, Sr.: Michael, you don’t want to make the same mistake your mom made with Buster.
Michael:Yeah, boy. What happened there?
George, Sr.: I really don't know. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. But he was her "miracle baby." And I-I was just too burnt out on raising you guys to care. So... he turned out a little soft, you know... a little doughy. I don’t know, maybe it was my fault. Maybe, uh, maybe I just ignored the guy.
Buster: Wow. We’re just blowing through nap time, aren’t we?
Michael: Yeah, I've got to let my son go.
Lindsay: Where's Nana?
Lucille: I sent her on a wonderful cruise. You just missed a wonderful call from her. She just came back from a wonderful costume party that the captain threw. She gained ten pounds, there’s so much food on that boat. She’s up to 74. It's wonderful. Just wonderful.
Narrator: In fact, Lucille's mother had been dead for six months.
Lucille: She tried pesto for the first time. Can you believe that? 92 years old and she never tried pesto.
Narrator: Lucille feared that the family would come after the inheritance if they found out.
Lindsay: Was she on the phone, Annyong?
Lucille: Emory board. Isn’t he great? And he goes with everything!